Pretty sure twins are rare no matter what race you are. The height and ‘OH SHE’S SO RARE’ bullshit pisses me off. Someone tell me how I feel about the rest of this.

On one hand, I hate it because she’s entirely generic - scantily-clad(and unashamed, too, girlfriend) elf who’s cheeky and drinks like a sailor and throws her cusses around like nobody’s business, is petite and graceful yet deadly and muscular. She’s pretty boring when you get down to it.

But her writing isn’t all that bad, and I feel like she almost handles being a generic snowball(I’m using that term to mean cum passed from one person’s mouth to another, implying that this basic concept is just sloppy seconds, for those of you not on my 5AM wavelength here) fairly well, so I’m going to give this a 4.9 out of 10. Not quite good enough to be right in the middle, but the fact that her writing confused my feelings saved her a little bit.

Or maybe I’m just overtired. 

Pretty sure twins are rare no matter what race you are. The height and ‘OH SHE’S SO RARE’ bullshit pisses me off. Someone tell me how I feel about the rest of this.

On one hand, I hate it because she’s entirely generic - scantily-clad(and unashamed, too, girlfriend) elf who’s cheeky and drinks like a sailor and throws her cusses around like nobody’s business, is petite and graceful yet deadly and muscular. She’s pretty boring when you get down to it.

But her writing isn’t all that bad, and I feel like she almost handles being a generic snowball(I’m using that term to mean cum passed from one person’s mouth to another, implying that this basic concept is just sloppy seconds, for those of you not on my 5AM wavelength here) fairly well, so I’m going to give this a 4.9 out of 10. Not quite good enough to be right in the middle, but the fact that her writing confused my feelings saved her a little bit.

Or maybe I’m just overtired. 

  1. cishetboy reblogged this from thewowbitch
  2. thelastsumerian reblogged this from plagueheart and added:
    /facepalm This is just… wow. But yeah, the whole twins thing might have been because children being born to elves is...
  3. plagueheart reblogged this from floramei and added:
    ^^^^^^^^^^ all of this, too Also I just read the part about the “most seasoned Goldshire worker” and laughed pretty...
  4. floramei reblogged this from plagueheart and added:
    I feel like saying a night elf is graceful is like unnecessary? like that’s one of the main things about NElves in...
  5. thewowbitch reblogged this from plagueheart and added:
    I keep telling Night Elf roleplayers this and they keep doing this shit. “No teehee she just short” fuck right the fuck...
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  7. vaervaf reblogged this from thewowbitch and added:
    good writeup
  8. the-antlered-doe said: ugh thats fucking horrific. my nelf would scold her for bringing so much shame to the kaldorei through that behavior.
  9. eyil said: Also NIGHT ELVES ARE TALL DAMN IT. Not 5’! My blood elf is taller than her, for crying out loud!